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Membership

Everything worth reading here stays free

Every article, every breed profile, every guide: free, and staying that way. A membership does not unlock the writing. It pays for it, and it gets you more room in the games, a badge, and a hand off the price of our ebooks.

Cancel any time, from your own account

Kibble

A hand, and a badge

$4.99/ month

$49.90 a year (2 months free)

Excluding tax. Your own country's tax is added at checkout.

  • 5 photo uploads a month to the games, instead of 3
  • A member badge on your profile
  • 10% off every ebook

Coming later: ad-free browsing, once advertising exists

Our pick

Treats

The one we would choose ourselves

$9.99/ month

$99.90 a year (2 months free)

Excluding tax. Your own country's tax is added at checkout.

  • 7 photo uploads a month to the games
  • A member badge on your profile
  • 20% off every ebook

Coming later: ad-free browsing, memorial tribute pages when they open

Feast

For the ones who are here every day

$19.99/ month

$199.90 a year (2 months free)

Excluding tax. Your own country's tax is added at checkout.

  • 15 photo uploads a month to the games
  • A member badge on your profile
  • One ebook included per year, on the annual plan

Coming later: ad-free browsing, memorial tribute pages, member discounts in the shop

What carries a tick works today. What is listed as coming later is on our roadmap and is not built yet, and we would rather say so than let you find out after paying.

Compare, line by line

 FreeKibbleTreatsFeast
Every article, breed profile and guideFreeFreeFreeFree
Photo uploads to the games, each month35715
A member badge on your profile
Discount on every ebook10%20%20%
One ebook included each yearOn the annual plan
Ad-free browsingcoming later
Memorial pages for a cat you have lostcoming later1 catMore cats, more to sayRicher stillThe full tribute
Paws each month, to send gifts to other memberscoming later1075150325
Member discounts in the shopcoming later5%10%15%

Rows marked coming later are on the roadmap and are not built yet. We list them so you can see where this is going, not so they can pad a column.

Ebooks

A red lily fully open, its petals curled back and spotted towards the centre
Dkphotos · CC BY 4.0 · Wikimedia Commons

The lily is the one that kills

Plants Toxic to Cats: the printable field guide

Built on the ASPCA and Pet Poison Helpline entries behind our free plant pages. The part you cannot get from a website is the part you print: a poster for the wall, and a card for the wallet.

Identification poster

A3, A4, Tabloid and Letter

Emergency cards

The poison line for each of the four markets

Recognition exercises

Three stamens or six, and what it changes

$14.99excluding tax, paid once
  • 10% off with Kibble, 20% off with Treats
  • Included with an annual Feast subscription, one ebook per year

Not on sale yet. The price is here so you know what is coming.

Questions people actually ask

Do I need to pay to read the articles?

No, and you never will. Every article, breed profile and guide on this site is free, including the health ones. A membership supports the work and gets you more room in the games plus a discount on ebooks.

Is the price what I will actually pay?

Not quite: the prices here exclude tax, and your own country's tax is added at checkout. That is why the checkout is the only place that can show you the final figure.

Why is the annual cheaper?

Because it gives you two months free: paying monthly for a year costs twelve months, and the annual price is ten. The saving is exact rather than rounded, and the annual Feast also includes one ebook per year.

Can I cancel whenever I want?

Yes, from your own account page, without writing to anyone. Your access runs to the end of the period you have paid for. The details are on our refunds page.

Can I get a refund on an ebook?

Once it is downloaded, no, because a file cannot be handed back. There are three cases where you get your money back anyway, and we list them plainly on the refunds page rather than burying them.

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